so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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