i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.