Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.