Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.