So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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