I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
