she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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