Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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