Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just want to make out with him forever
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