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• (972): View more from Texas

  the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.

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  Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker

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