but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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