I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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