i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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