Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I AM VODKA MAN
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
