Christians are straight up FREAKS
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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