Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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