Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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