hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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