whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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