I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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