The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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