Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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