How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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