READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
