2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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