Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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