I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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