Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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