I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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