Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Alive.
So much puke
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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