you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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