I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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