I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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