Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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