lets start a swedish sibling band together
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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