'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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