the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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