Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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