Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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