no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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