I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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