he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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