Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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