I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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