she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
