He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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