i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
