you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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