You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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