i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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