Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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