Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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