Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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