Fuck appropriateness.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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