Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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