Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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