They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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