wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dignity is for republicans.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
