Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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