I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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