You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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