i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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